This episode presents a backwards narrative, beginning with the Castle Rock Entertainment logo in reverse (but has the music in forward) and goes from the final scene to the first scene.
Jerry and George are walking down the street and they run into Nina (Justine Miceli), an old girlfriend of Jerry’s whom he never slept with. Elaine receives an item in the mail from India. Elaine’s mail from India is an “unvitation” to Sue Ellen Mischke’s wedding in India to Pinter Ranawat, whose name seems familiar to Elaine.
George asks Jerry to call Nina about setting them up on a date and realizes he must wear his Timberlands every time he sees her. Jerry and Nina suffer an awkward pause in their conversation, causing them to have sex on Jerry’s counter. Elaine meets Pinter’s parents, Usha and Zubin Ranawat, who try to convince her not to go to India for the wedding; after all they aren’t even going. While at Jerry’s to talk about the incident, Elaine discovers that he and Nina have just slept together. Elaine buys tickets to India to spite Sue Ellen by showing up at her wedding. When Kramer refuses a ticket and George takes Nina instead, Jerry goes with Kramer to Newman’s. By offering schnapps to Elaine, George finds out the secret she is keeping about Jerry and Nina.
Elaine, Jerry, George and Nina arrive in India, where Elaine discovers that Pinter is a man whom she has slept with and that they are the only people from the United States who are attending the ceremony. Jerry “schnapps” Elaine to find out why George is so bitter about him. George finds out that Jerry slept with Nina and that Elaine had slept with the groom. Sue Ellen calls her wedding off when she finds out, and Nina hates George and isn’t interested in Jerry. Jerry, George, and Elaine return from their disastrous trip to India that they don’t want to talk about to Kramer. It was revealed that two years ago, Elaine indeed dated Pinter (whom Elaine calls “Peter”) and Jerry tells George and Susan that Nina might be the one. He is very impressed when she mentions something he’s never heard of, called “e-mail”.
Meanwhile, Kramer attends FDR (Franklin Delano Romanowski)’s birthday and FDR gives him the evil eye right before blowing out the candles on his cake. Kramer confronts FDR about his birthday wish, which is for him to “drop dead”. Kramer tries to get Newman to use his birthday wish to protect Kramer from dropping dead. When he found out Newman didn’t use his birthday wish to save Kramer from FDR, Kramer scolds at him, while Jerry sits by him, explaining he only came “because of George”. Kramer tries to out-wish FDR by a shooting star, throwing coins in the fountain, pulling out eyelashes, and even pulling the wishbone. In the end, Kramer and FDR settle their scores with a snowball. It is revealed that Kramer nailed FDR in the back of the head with a snowball two years ago. At the end of the show, A flashback, taking place eleven years ago, shows how Jerry met Kramer (whom Jerry calls Kessler, the name on the buzzer) and tells him the phrase “What’s mine is yours”, giving reason to why Kramer will frequently go uninvited into Jerry’s apartment later on.