Elaine is humiliated when her Christmas card photo taken by Kramer accidentally exposes her nipple. Jerry has a date with Tia Van Camp (Jennifer Campbell), the Calvin Klein model he met on the plane in the previous episode. After the date, Kramer discovers that Tia is wearing the perfume he invented in “The Pez Dispenser“, …
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The Airport
Jerry and Elaine are flying home from St. Louis to New York after Jerry has performed a show and Elaine has visited her sister. When their flight to JFK Airport gets cancelled, Jerry and Elaine rebook on another flight to LaGuardia Airport, with one seat left in first class and one in coach. After a …
The Contest
The episode begins with Jerry, Kramer and Elaine dining at Monk’s Cafe. George enters and says, “My mother caught me.” When asked what, he says, “I was alone,” and he goes on to imply that his mother caught him masturbating in her house while reading Glamour Magazine, resulting in her falling over in shock and …
The Virgin
After a month and a half of procrastinating on a television pilot idea, Jerry is nervous about the series’ fate, while George remains indifferent. Jerry then introduces Marla, his new girlfriend, who has not lost her virginity. George asks out a woman named Stacy (Leah Lail). He knows he cannot keep this relationship up, though, …
The Opera
“Crazy” Joe Davola leaves Jerry a message saying he will put the “kibosh” on him. Kramer has tickets for the opera Pagliacci, and everyone is going, including Elaine and her boyfriend, Joey. Elaine drops in on Joe’s apartment where she discovers that he has a wall of pictures of her that he took with his …
The Cheever Letters
George is to meet Susan’s parents (played by Warren Frost and Grace Zabriskie) and is not looking forward to telling her father that his cabin had been burned down (by Kramer with the Cuban cigars Susan’s father had given to George as a gift). Jerry suggests that the Rosses are likely to see the irony …
The Bubble Boy
Jerry, George, George’s girlfriend Susan, and Elaine plan to travel to Susan’s family’s lakeside cabin. In the coffee shop, Elaine and Jerry meet a kindly father (played by Brian Doyle-Murray) who describes the sad life of his young son Donald who lives in a “plastic bubble” (a germ-free quarantine, which is in reality a mere …
The Watch
Jerry has dinner with his parents and Uncle Leo. Elaine uses Kramer as “her boyfriend” in trying to fool her psychiatrist, Dr. Reston, who she was dating (played by Stephen McHattie). George gets Russell Dalrymple’s address and tries to get the pilot reinstated. He succeeds — at a price lower than Russell’s original offer. Jerry …
The Wallet
Jerry’s parents come to town to see a back specialist, they hear about “Crazy” Joe Davola not liking Jerry and ask about the watch they gave him. George “negotiates” the deal with the NBC and gets a box of cigars from Susan Ross’s father. While at the doctor’s office Morty’s wallet is “stolen”. Elaine returns …
The Ticket
Kramer suffers side effects from his head injury because “Crazy” Joe Davola kicked him in the head. NBC gives Jerry and George another meeting and on the way, Jerry throws out a watch his parents gave him. He then meets his Uncle Leo, who picks the watch out of the garbage. Kramer agrees to be …