Jerry inherits a small statue that is identical to one George’s parent had when he was a kid. George had accidentally broken the statue, and hopes to be able to replace it with this one. Jerry tells him he can have the statue, but leaves it in the apartment for a while. Elaine is editing …
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The Apartment
Due to a death, an apartment in Jerry’s building has become available. Jerry is shocked by the low rent, and immediately tells Elaine about it. Elaine is thrilled that she will be able to live directly upstairs from Jerry. Jerry is also excited at first, but after discussing it with George realizes that it might …
The Phone Message
George and Jerry have dates on the same night. Both are going well, up to the point where George drops off his date at her place. While in the car, she (Carol) asks “Would you like to come up for some coffee?”. He declines because, “coffee keeps him up at night.” She says okay, and …
The Jacket
While out shopping with Elaine, Jerry comes across a suede jacket that he loves. The price on the jacket is much more than Jerry would normally pay, and it has an unusually candy cane striped inner lining. Elaine tells him to splurge because the jacket is stunning on him, and he can always have it …
The Pony Remark
Jerry’s parents, Helen and Morty, drag him along to a 50th anniversary dinner for his great aunt and uncle. Jerry drags Elaine along to the party as well. At the party, Jerry and Elaine are talking about ponies, and Jerry makes an off the cuff remark that he hates anyone that owned a pony growing …
The Ex-Girlfriend
George has an emotional breakup with his girlfriend, Marlene, and he still has some books at her apartment. He wants the books back and asks Jerry if he’ll pick them up. Jerry asks George if he has read them already, which George tells him he has. Jerry tells him to forget about the books, it’s …
The Stock Tip
The episode opens with George, Jerry and Elaine sitting at Monk’s Cafe. Elaine tells the two men that she is horribly allergic to her boyfriend’s cats. George gets a stock tip from a friend of a friend (Simon’s friend Wilkinson), and encourages Elaine and Jerry to invest with him. Based on George’s recommendation, Jerry invests …
Male Unbonding
Jerry has a hard time breaking his relationship with childhood friend, Joel Horneck. He tells George its hard to end the relationship because he’s a man. George tells him to treat Joel like a woman, and to break off the relationship normally. While Jerry and Joel are at Monk’s Cafe, Jerry gives Joel the news. …
The Robbery
Jerry’s apartment is burglarized after Kramer accidentally leaves the door open. Elaine has been having troubles with her roommate, as she is an annoying waitress/aspiring actress. Elaine uses this as an opening to try to get Jerry to move into an available apartment that George knows of, so Elaine can move into Jerry’s current apartment.
The Stakeout
Elaine asks Jerry to attend a dinner party with her. He does so begrudgingly, and ends up meeting a woman there. He doesn’t get her name or number, but remembers she works for a law firm, Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft. He and George stake out the lobby of the office building where the …