Jerry’s girlfriend, Ellen (Christine Taylor) seems perfect in every way, but Jerry notices that she doesn’t seem to have many friends and becomes alarmed that he’s dating a loser. George interviews candidates for “The Foundation’s” first scholarship. All the candidates seem over-qualified and cocky, until one comes in who is a lot like he was, …
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The Comeback
George Costanza has a conflict with one of his coworkers at the New York Yankees named Reilly (Joel Polis). When Reilly notices George stuffing himself with shrimp cocktail at a meeting, he remarks: “Hey George, the ocean called; they’re running out of shrimp.” Slow-witted George cannot think of a comeback until later, while driving to …
The Money
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6,000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They, along with Kramer, suggest that Jerry might try a career move. Elaine talks about her J. Peterman stock options and buys George’s coffee. He thinks she is sticking it to him. Jerry and …
The Little Jerry
At Monk’s, Kramer tells Jerry that the owner of a nearby bodega, Marcelino (Miguel Sandoval), posted one of Jerry’s bounced checks on his cash-register, along with the other bad ones. The check has a picture of a clown holding balloons. At this moment, George walks into the restaurant, in a very happy mood. He explains …
The Andrea Doria
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a “set-up.” Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where they discover that Newman has been hiding bags of mail. George finds out he can’t get his apartment because the tenant association is going to …
The Abstinence
George’s girlfriend has mononucleosis, so he can’t have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine has met a doctor who has almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, but he is bumped back because the children love the zoo worker, then when he …
The Chicken Roaster
A Kenny Rogers Roasters chicken restaurant opens across the street from Jerry’s apartment building, complete with a gigantic red neon chicken atop the roof. The light from the Kenny Rogers Roasters sign beams right into Kramer’s apartment. The bright red chicken light takes its toll on Kramer’s sleeping schedule, so he proposes that he and …
The Checks
Elaine’s new boyfriend, Brett (James Patrick Stuart), is obsessed with designer furniture and the song “Desperado” by The Eagles. Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented which was named ‘The Twirl’. However, the salesman explains that it was someone else. Hundreds of twelve-cent royalty checks keep arriving from Jerry’s brief appearance …
The Fatigues
Jerry is dating a girl, Abby (A.J. Langer), and is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. Jerry meets Cynthia, his girlfriend’s mentor, but finds out she is dating Kenny Bania. After they see Bania’s act, Jerry’s girlfriend loses respect for her mentor and eventually fires her. George has to give a …
The Package
Elaine cannot receive medical treatment for her rash because of a reputation as being a “difficult” patient. Kramer offers Jerry a method to get a refund on his stereo that is two years out of warranty. George discovers the woman at the photo store (Heather Campbell) is looking at his pictures. Jerry refuses delivery of …