Jerry is taking his mother’s fur coat and his jacket to dry cleaning. George is going to hire a secretary; he says he’ll pass over attractive women so he can concentrate on his work. He hires Ada, a very efficient secretary. Kramer is in need of moisturizer with ultraviolet light absorber. Elaine bought a dress …
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The Mom & Pop Store
George is set to buy a 1989 Volvo 240 Sedan, but instead the car salesman talks him into buying a 1989 LeBaron convertible, said to be previously owned by Jon Voight, as George liked the idea of driving a car he thought was formerly owned by Jon Voight. Elaine wants to date Jerry’s dentist, Tim …
The Soup
George is flirting with Kelly (Tracy Kolis), a waitress from Monk’s Cafe. Elaine just returned from a trip to England with Mr. Pitt; she met a man who is flying over with Elaine’s frequent flier miles. Kenny Bania, an obnoxious comedian, offers Jerry a brand new Armani suit for free. After his kidney stone (“The …
The Gymnast
Jerry dates Katya, a Romanian former gymnast that Jerry says won a silver medal at the 1984 Olympics, (although if this were confirmed, she would also have won a gold medal as Romanian women took the team title in Los Angeles). Kramer encourages him to have sex with her, since she is probably very “flexible.” …
The Couch
Kramer plans to start a “pizza business where you make your own pie” with Poppie (Reni Santoni). Jerry and Elaine’s discussion of the abortion issue causes trouble at Poppie’s restaurant when it turns out Poppie is pro-life. George joins a book club to impress his girlfriend and is assigned to read Breakfast at Tiffany’s, but …
The Chinese Woman
Jerry and Elaine see George’s father, Frank Costanza, with a man in a cape (Larry David), but don’t say hello. Jerry talks to a woman, Donna Chang (played by Angela Dohrmann), on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed and he gets a date with her, thinking she’s Chinese because of her surname. Kramer …
The Pledge Drive
Elaine’s boss Mr. Pitt eats a Snickers bar with a knife and fork, starting a trend that seems to sweep the city. Jerry and Elaine deal with a couple (Dan and Noreen) who sound similar on the phone. Jerry cashes checks long since written by his grandmother, causing her account to become overdrawn. When Jerry’s …
The Big Salad
Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk (Jerry Levine). The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry’s number instead. At Elaine’s …
The Chaperone
Jerry meets Karen, Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre), who is competing in the Miss America pageant and consequently must be chaperoned on her date with Jerry; Kramer fills the role and quickly becomes her personal coach. Elaine seeks to follow in the footsteps of Jackie Kennedy Onassis in securing a position with Doubleday, where she …
The Opposite
Elaine gets a raise at Pendant Publishing, which is merging with a Japanese conglomerate to avoid bankruptcy, and is publishing Kramer’s coffee table book. She has also reunited with her boyfriend Jake Jarmel. (It is never revealed how they got over their exclamation point issue.) George returns from the beach and decides that every decision …