Elaine gets George a job at a publishing company; to repay her, he buys her an ostensibly expensive, cashmere sweater, that has a minor flaw, for which it was marked down considerably (the flaw is visible to the characters but not to the camera). Elaine spots it and becomes furious at George and immediately returns …
Category Archives: Season 3
The Alternate Side
Jerry’s car is stolen and he has a conversation with the thief (voiced by Larry David) on the car phone. George takes a job moving cars from one side of the street to the other to comply with alternate side parking regulations, in which he does a predictably shoddy job. Elaine cares for her 66-year-old …
The Stranded
The episode begins with Jerry and George at a drug store to purchase medicine where George becomes involved in an altercation with the cashier (played by Gwen Shepherd), accusing her of short-changing him ten dollars. He is removed by the security guard. George gets invited to a party on Long Island and brings Elaine and …
The Nose Job
George thinks his girlfriend Audrey (Susan Diol) is perfect, except for one flaw: she has a large nose. During a conversation about beautiful women, Kramer bluntly tells her she needs a nose job. Meanwhile, Jerry is conflicted about his relationship with an actress, whom he finds beautiful but with whom he has nothing in common. …
The Tape
Elaine anonymously leaves an erotic message on Jerry’s tape recorder that he used to record his comedy act from the previous night. Upon hearing the message, he, George, and Kramer become obsessed with her. Elaine admits to George that she was the sexy voice in the tape. George is shocked to hear this and suddenly …
The Cafe
Jerry, fascinated by an empty and failing eclectic restaurant called “The Dream Café,” offers his patronage to the restaurant, and convinces its owner, Babu Bhatt (Brian George), to restyle his menu and decor. He suggests that Babu make his restaurant the only authentic Pakistani eatery in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, the restaurant still lacks customers and …
The Parking Garage
The cast is in search of Kramer’s car in the multi-level parking garage of a shopping mall after Kramer purchases an air conditioner. Unfortunately, no one can remember where the car was parked. After carrying the air conditioner for some time, an exhausted Kramer decides to leave it behind one of the parked cars and …
The Library
Jerry Seinfeld learns he has a fine on an unreturned library book from 1971, Tropic of Cancer. Jerry is convinced that he did indeed return the book, as he remembers the girl he was with that day, Sherry Becker, and her orange dress which is “burned into his memory”. Jerry must go down to the …
The Dog
Jerry is on a plane back home when the drunk man next to him (played by Joseph Maher) falls sick and asks Jerry to take care of his dog while he recovers. He promises to call him and take the dog back when he comes to New York. The dog “Farfel” (although it can frequently …
The Pen
Jerry and Elaine go to Florida to visit Jerry’s parents for the weekend and go scuba diving. Morty Seinfeld, Jerry’s father, is also being honored at a ceremony the next night. Jack Klompus comes over to write Morty a check for a previous night’s dinner and Jerry notices Jack’s pen. When Jerry asks Jack about …