The Truth

George tells his girlfriend, Patrice (played by Valerie Mahaffey), the truth about why he ended their relationship; as a result, she checks herself into the Woodhaven mental institution. Jerry is very upset at this because he is being audited by the IRS and George’s girlfriend, who is an accountant, was supposed to help him out. …

The Note

Jerry, George and Elaine get a note from Jerry’s dentist allowing them to get free massage therapy through their health insurance. While being massaged, Jerry makes an off color remark about a boy that was kidnapped in Pennsylvania. The therapist is freaked out by Jerry’s remarks, which later causes problems between her an Jerry. George …