The Pilot, Part 1 Jerry and George get the green light to produce Jerry, the pilot for the series based on their “nothing” lives. Russell Dalrymple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a potentially cancerous white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken …
Category Archives: Season 4
The Handicap Spot
The group travels to a mall in Lynbrook to buy a big-screen television as an engagement gift for their friend, “The Drake” (Rick Overton). George, who has borrowed his father’s treasured car (a 1978-1980 model Mercury Monarch), parks in a handicapped parking space. The four assume they will only be a few minutes. However, they …
The Smelly Car
After dinner, Jerry and Elaine discover a strong smell of body odor, assumed to have been left by a valet who was tasked with parking Jerry’s BMW 5 Series. After a relentless drive home, Elaine’s boyfriend Carl (Nick Bakay) is troubled by the odor coming from Elaine, who then assumes trouble for their relationship. George …
The Junior Mint
Having neglected to ask the name of the woman he is dating (played by Susan Walters), Jerry tries to solve the mystery. Given the clue that her name rhymes with a part of the female anatomy, Jerry and George come up with possible candidates: Aretha (for urethra), Celeste (for breast), and Bovary (for ovary). The …
The Implant
Jerry dumps his girlfriend Sidra (played by Teri Hatcher) after Elaine says her figure is the result of breast implants. Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie (played by Tony Amendola) at the health club, but is living under the pseudonym “Sal Bass”. By accident, Elaine later discovers the breasts are real when she trips …
The Old Man
Jerry, Elaine and George volunteer to help the elderly. Jerry gets assigned to Sid Fields (Bill Erwin), a bad-tempered old man with a Senegalese housekeeper (Lanei Chapman), that he claims is trying to steal his possessions. Elaine is repulsed by the goiter problems of the woman she is visiting and George depresses his assigned senior …
The Outing
While at Monk’s Cafe, Elaine notices a woman in a nearby booth eavesdropping, and as a prank speaks to Jerry and George as if they were a closeted gay couple. The eavesdropping woman turns out to be Sharon (Paula Marshall), a New York University reporter who is planning on interviewing Jerry. Later, Sharon visits Jerry’s …
The Shoes
Jerry and George struggle to keep NBC still interested in their show. Elaine is coming down with the flu and also is wearing a pair of shoes from Botticelli. Gail Cunningham (Anita Barone; whom Jerry was never allowed to kiss, was earlier snubbed and is later to be kissed by Kramer) comes into Monk’s and …
The Visa
George meets Cheryl (Maggie Han), a Chinese woman who is a lawyer, and who thinks he is very funny. When he tells Jerry and Elaine, they enthusiastically plan a double date, much to George’s dismay, as he imagines himself upstaged by Jerry and losing her to him. At the date, which is in a restaurant, …
The Movie
Jerry schedules two stand-up acts in the same night and afterwards goes to the movie theater to meet everyone. George gets in the wrong line for tickets, and soon goes with Elaine and Kramer to another theater to see the movie Checkmate. Kramer waits outside for Jerry but also wants a Papaya King hot dog. …