At a restaurant while ordering (George suggests lobster), George’s girlfriend Sasha (played by Jana Marie Hupp) sobbingly tells George that they can’t continue to go out because she is Latvian Orthodox and is only allowed to date Latvian Orthodox members by her parents. While Jerry and Elaine discuss the difference between a podiatrist and a …
Category Archives: Season 5
The Cigar Store Indian
While Jerry helps George with a coffee table stain, Elaine must take the subway home; she takes Frank Costanza’s TV Guide as reading material. George meets a woman at a furniture refinishing store and takes her to his parents’ home, pretending that it is his. Jerry is interested in a Native American woman named Winona …
The Masseuse
Elaine dates a man who shares the name of real-life serial killer Joel Rifkin (Anthony Cistaro) and tries to convince him to change his name. Jerry’s girlfriend, a masseuse (Jennifer Coolidge), seems unwilling to give Jerry a massage, even as she takes Kramer as a client. Meanwhile, she is not fond of George, leading him …
The Barber
The episode begins with George at a job interview. His future employer, Mr. Tuttle, is cut off mid-sentence by an important telephone call, and sends George away without knowing whether he has been hired or not. Mr. Tuttle told George that he can “understand everything immediately”, so this leaves a puzzling situation. In Jerry’s words: …
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry, Elaine and George eat at a non-fat frozen yogurt shop in which Kramer has invested. The yogurt is delicious, and they (along with Newman) indulge, as it is “non-fat.” When Kramer notices that Jerry and Elaine have gained weight, they become suspicious of the yogurt’s contents. Elaine decides to send the yogurt to a …
The Lip Reader
Jerry and George are at the U.S. Open where George mentions that he had invited his girlfriend Gwen to a party. Jerry says this is a bad idea, as he cannot socialize with others when he is with his girlfriend. George buys an ice cream sundae at the match and eats it, getting the chocolate …
The Bris
The four go to the hospital to meet friends who have just had a baby. At the hospital, George gets a fortunate parking spot right in front of the hospital, which becomes unfortunate when a mental patient at the hospital suicidally jumps from the roof and lands on it. George then attempts to get the …
The Sniffing Accountant
The episode opens with one of Jerry Seinfeld’s stand-up comedy bits, centering on the government and the IRS. The episode then jumps to Monk’s Cafe, where Elaine discusses her new boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (played by Marty Rackham), who she met in her office. She explains how he approached her, and felt her gabardine jacket between …
The Glasses
George’s eyeglasses, he claims, were stolen at the Health Club and he needs a new pair. He goes to see Kramer’s optometrist friend Dwayne (Timothy Stack), whom Kramer promises will give George a thirty percent discount because Kramer had helped the optometrist break his addiction to sugar. Elaine is bitten by a dog while with …
The Puffy Shirt
George is upset because he is moving back in with his parents. Jerry offers him money to pay his rent and Kramer tells him he can live with him for a while, but George declines. They help George move his things into his parents’ house, but George is alarmed when they prepare to leave because …