George and Susan go shopping for wedding invitations and George decides to buy the cheapest brand in the store. As they run into Kramer, he calls Susan “Lily”, much to Susan’s annoyance. Kramer later tells Jerry that a bank will offer anyone $100 if they are not greeted with a “hello” by a teller when …
Category Archives: Season 7
The Wait Out
George makes an off-hand joking remark to a married couple with a rocky relationship, leading to their breakup; Elaine and Jerry make plans to move in on the separated couple, but George, troubled by the results of his comment, tries to get them back together. The man (Cary Elwes) from the couple makes the same …
The Bottle Deposit
The Bottle Deposit, Part 1 Since he will be out of town, Mr. Peterman wants Elaine to bid for him on a set of golf clubs owned by John F. Kennedy at an auction. He tells her he is willing to go as high as $10,000 for the clubs. Jerry thinks he hears a strange …
The Calzone
Steinbrenner becomes intrigued when he smells George’s lunch during a meeting. George explains that it is an eggplant calzone and allows him to taste it. Steinbrenner then has George bring him a calzone for lunch every day. One day at the Paisano restaurant, George puts some money into the tip jar but realizes his gesture …
The Wig Master
When Jerry leaves an upscale clothing store without making a purchase, he feels guilty and promises that he will return. When the sales clerk Craig, who sports a long ponytail, looks skeptical, Jerry decides to return (with Elaine), just to prove a point. But when they return, Craig is no longer interested in Jerry and …
The Friar’s Club
George successfully delays his wedding until late June, three months after it was supposed to take place. Jerry goes out with Susan’s best friend. Jerry loses a jacket he borrowed for dinner at the Friar’s Club. Kramer tries polyphasic sleep, also known as Da Vinci sleep. J. Peterman hires a partially deaf employee (Rob Schneider). …
The Doll
While performing in Memphis, Jerry meets Susan’s old roommate, Sally Weaver (Kathy Griffin), who gives him a package that she wants him to deliver to the soon-to-be-married George and Susan, telling him to be careful with it. While on the plane, Jerry, because he has to be careful with the package, is forced to put …
The Shower Head
Kramer and Jerry are not pleased with the new “low-flow” shower heads that the building’s maintenance department has installed. Elaine is surprised to find out that opium was present in the urine sample she gave at her physical in preparation for her trip to Kenya. Mr. Peterman, once an opium addict himself, tells Elaine that …
The Cadillac
The Cadillac, Part 1 Jerry comes back from a high paying gig and awes Kramer with his earnings. Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac Fleetwood; learning about his financial situation, Elaine becomes infatuated with Jerry once again (The Fleetwood base model cost $36,995 at the time). The cable company wants to …
The Seven
Elaine strains her neck trying to get a bike down from the wall in a store. In pain, she impulsively claims that she would give up the bike to whoever fixes her neck. When Kramer gives her a treatment that makes her feel better, he demands the bike despite it being a girl’s bike. Elaine …