Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him improve his golf game and offers him other advice. George leaves his car at work, and Mr. Wilhelm and George Steinbrenner think he’s been working extra hard. Elaine encounters Sue Ellen Mischke (Brenda Strong), an old high-school friend who is now an heiress to the Oh Henry! candy …
Category Archives: Season 7
The Rye
Elaine dates a jazz saxophonist named Johnny Germaine and admits to Jerry that she is upset because Johnny doesn’t do “everything,” a reference to oral sex; in spite of this, Jerry tells one of the band members that Johnny and Elaine are “hot and heavy.” Susan’s parents meet and have dinner with the Costanzas for …
The Gum
Kramer is active in the re-opening of the Alex movie theater. George’s nemesis Lloyd Braun, who had a nervous breakdown after messing up David Dinkins’ reelection campaign in “The Non-Fat Yogurt”, has a pack of Chinese chewing gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George begs off, stating that he doesn’t chew gum. At the theater, …
The Sponge
Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are at Monk’s Cafe and they mention that Jerry still wears a size 31 pair of jeans. Kramer also mentions the female contraceptive sponge is being taken off the market. Kramer passes both of them an AIDS Walk sheet for them to sign. While reading the list of signatures Jerry sees …
The Pool Guy
Elaine befriends Susan. Jerry meets his pool guy outside a movie, and then he can’t get rid of him. George is worried by Elaine wanting to get to know Susan (“The two worlds collide!”). Kramer’s new phone number (555-FILK) is similar to a film information line (555-FILM). When Kramer keeps receiving wrong numbers, he begins …
The Secret Code
As Elaine had written a good piece on the Himalayan Walking Shoe for the J. Peterman catalog, Peterman insists on taking her out for dinner. As she finds his endless stories boring, she pleads with Jerry to join her, who in turn tricks George into coming as well. Meanwhile, George and Susan fight after George …
The Soup Nazi
Jerry, George and Elaine go out to a new soup stand Kramer has been raving about; its owner is referred to as the “Soup Nazi,” due to his temperament and insistence on a strict manner of behavior while ordering. Jerry explains the procedure for ordering, which George accepts, but Elaine rejects. En route, Elaine notices …
The Hot Tub
George picks up the habit of swearing from some visiting Houston Astros representatives, specifically “bastard” and “son of a bitch.” During the time of the New York City Marathon, Elaine has a Trinidad & Tobago or Trinbagonian runner named Jean-Paul as her house guest. Jean-Paul had overslept and missed the big race at the last …
The Wink
Elaine dates the man from her wake-up service. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry’s breakfast, gets into George’s eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry’s healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine’s cousin, Holly (Stacey Travis), who expects him to eat mutton. Kramer promises a sick boy …
The Maestro
George decides that he should help a security guard who works at Susan’s uncle’s store and must stand all day. Elaine begins dating Bob Cobb (Mark Metcalf), a.k.a. the “Maestro”, after meeting him through Kramer, and immerses herself in classical music. Kramer gets an out-of-court settlement in his lawsuit that nets him free coffee at …