Elaine, Jerry and George decide to buy a massage chair for Joe Mayo, when George offers to pay a cheaper price and save money. At a party for Joe, George admits it would have been too expensive for the chair to be delivered overnight, so they are without the gift. Elaine is not happy with …
Category Archives: Season 9
The Dealership
Jerry plans to buy a Saab 900 NG convertible with an insider deal from David Puddy, who has been promoted to a car salesman. George warns Jerry to watch out for deceptive car dealers. Kramer takes the car Jerry is planning to buy for a test drive with another salesman. Elaine returns from a lunch …
The Strike
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Dr. Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party where each receive a card notifying him or her that a donation has been made by Whatley to the “Children’s Alliance” in the guest’s name. (Elaine is surprised Tim is still Jewish, but Jerry points out it’s a breeze to keep the faith when you …
The Apology
Jerry begins dating Melissa (Kathleen McClellan), a woman who is comfortable being naked in his apartment in nonsexual contexts. She walks naked into the kitchen to eat waffles and is also naked while playing board games. While George is envious, Jerry soon grows uncomfortable with Melissa’s quirk. He finds her unattractive when she does anything …
The Betrayal
This episode presents a backwards narrative, beginning with the Castle Rock Entertainment logo in reverse (but has the music in forward) and goes from the final scene to the first scene. Jerry and George are walking down the street and they run into Nina (Justine Miceli), an old girlfriend of Jerry’s whom he never slept …
The Slicer
George applies for an interview with Kruger Industrial Smoothing and gets the job, but notices in Kruger’s office a picture of Kruger and his family at the beach with a not-so-bald George in the background. Later George tells Kramer and Jerry at Monk’s Cafe about the “boombox incident” that occurred in the summer of 1989: …
The Junk Mail
Jerry’s childhood friend “Fragile” Frankie Merman (Dana Gould) promises to get Jerry a new car as a thank you for a show he did for Frankie’s car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his parents. Kramer plans his revenge on Pottery Barn because of the overabundance of catalogs they’ve sent him in the …
The Blood
Jerry’s parents are concerned about his lack of exercise and thus Jerry, realizing he is out of shape, starts a purification program to improve his diet. Jerry’s parents eventually buy him sessions with an elderly personal trainer, Izzy Mandelbaum, who’s going to help him work out. Elaine visits her friend Vivian (Kellie Waymire) and is …
The Serenity Now
Frank Costanza is advised to say “serenity now” aloud every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up, but he yells it instead. Jerry’s girlfriend (Lori Loughlin) gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has never seen him get “real mad.” George gets Kramer to help him fix his parents’ screen …
The Voice
George’s employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn’t really handicapped and as a result, they don’t like him. He has a one-year contract with Play Now, which he will exploit by meeting only the most basic requirement of showing up for work every day. Jerry and George imagine a …