The Highlight of 100 – Seinfeld Reference

Part 1

403/404 “The Pitch/The Ticket” – Jerry and George discussing the merits of a “show about nothing”
311 “The Red Dot” – Kramer noticing the dot on Elaine’s sweater
306 “The Parking Garage” – The gang trying to remember where their car is parked
411 “The Contest” – Kramer declaring “I’m out”
314 “The Pez Dispenser” – Elaine laughing at the Pez dispenser during the piano recital
206 “The Chinese Restaurant” – Jerry, Elaine, and George placing their reservation
422 “The Smelly Car” – Jerry and Elaine discovering the lingering odor in Jerry’s car
311 “The Red Dot” – Mr. Lippman firing George from Pendant Publishing
209 “The Stranded” – Elaine: “Maybe the dingo ate your baby.”
518 “The Fire” – Kramer telling the harrowing tale of his mission to rescue his girlfriend’s severed toe
405 “The Wallet” – Morty Seinfeld yelling about his stolen wallet
517 “The Wife” – Uncle Leo meeting Jerry at the dry cleaners
519/520 “The Raincoats” – Morty and Helen confronting Jerry about making out during Schindler’s List
504 “The Sniffing Accountant” – Frank Costanza teaching George about bra sizes
411 “The Contest” – George visiting Estelle in the hospital
418 “The Old Man” – Newman explaining why the job of a postal worker is so stressful
102 “Male Unbonding” – Elaine and Jerry deciding where to go out
305 “The Pen” – Jerry reluctantly taking Jack Klompus’ astronaut pen
503 “The Puffy Shirt” – Kramer revealing the puffy shirt to Jerry
310 “The Alternate Side” – Jerry explaining the difference between taking and holding a reservation
403/404 “The Pitch/The Ticket” – Jerry and George pitching the “Jerry” pilot to NBC

Relationships

318 “The Limo”
522 “The Hamptons”
302 “The Truth”
516 “The Stand-In”
422 “The Smelly Car”
609 “The Secretary”
611 “The Label Maker”
509 “The Masseuse”
317 “The Fix-Up” – Jerry setting George up with Cynthia/Elaine setting Cynthia up with George
303 “The Dog”/203 “The Busboy” – Kramer breaking up with his girlfriend/Elaine hurriedly packing for the guy she hates (these two segments are interweaved)
506 “The Lip Reader” – George claiming creation of “It’s not you, it’s me”
315/316 “The Boyfriend” – Elaine on a date with Keith Hernandez
201 “The Ex-Girlfriend” – Marlene breaking up with Jerry
421 “The Junior Mint” – Jerry trying to guess “Mulva’s” name
408 “The Cheever Letters” – Sandra leaving Jerry’s apartment after the panty remark
419 “The Implant” – Sidra leaving Jerry’s apartment (“By the way, they’re real…and they’re spectacular.”)
213 “The Deal” – Jerry and Elaine laying down “the rules”/Jerry giving George the details

Ambition

315/316 “The Boyfriend” – George telling Jerry to answer the phone as “Vandelay Industries”
102 “Male Unbonding” – Kramer’s idea for a pizza place where you make your own pie
513 “The Marine Biologist” – Elaine sharing the fake anecdote about Tolstoy’s War and Peace
103 “The Stake Out” – George: “I’m an architect.”
601 “The Chaperone” – Elaine’s ill-fated job interview at Doubleday Publishing
513 “The Marine Biologist” – George: “You know that I always wanted to pretend I was an architect!”
612 “The Race” – George faking his life story about architecture
521 “The Opposite” – Kramer on Live With Regis and Kathie Lee promoting his coffee table book
315/316 “The Boyfriend” – Kramer unwittingly ruining George’s “Vandelay Industries” scam

Part 2 Off The Subject

105 “The Stock Tip” – Jerry and George discussing Superman’s sense of humor
504 “The Sniffing Accountant” – Kramer and Newman discussing how days of the week feel
419 “The Implant” – George accused of double-dipping a chip
406 “The Watch” – Kramer’s affinity for decaf cappucinos
315/316 “The Boyfriend” – Jerry and George discussing their favorite explorers
410 “The Virgin” – Elaine’s diaphragm story
315/316 “The Boyfriend” – Kramer and Newman’s JFK-esque Keith Hernandez story
403/404 “The Pitch/The Ticket” – George praising the value of characters in entertainment
418 “The Old Man” – Sid Fields
307 “The Cafe” – Babu Bhatt
501 “The Mango” – Joe the fruit stand manager
605 “The Couch” – Poppie
409 “The Opera” – Crazy Joe Davola
608 “The Soup” – Kenny Bania
516 “The Stand-In” – Mickey
304 “The Library” – Detective Bookman
205 “The Jacket” – Alton Benes
606 “The Gymnast” – Mr. Pitt

Self-Images

208 “The Apartment” – Jerry and George arguing over which one of them is the bigger idiot
420 “The Handicap Spot” – Kramer asking Jerry and George if he is a “hipster doofus”
422 “The Smelly Car” – Elaine wondering if she’s not as attractive as she thinks
416 “The Outing” – Jerry and George insisting that they aren’t gay (“Not that there’s anything wrong with that”)
501 “The Mango” – Elaine admitting that she faked her orgasms with Jerry
414 “The Visa” – George: “I’m disturbed, I’m depressed, I’m inadequate – I got it all!”
521 “The Opposite” – Elaine worries that she’s becoming George
521 “The Opposite” – George enacting his new policy of doing the opposite of what his instincts tell him

Catch Phrases

310 “The Alternate Side” – “These pretzels are makin’ me thirsty!”
420 “The Handicap Spot” – “Boy, I’m really startin’ to dislike the Drake!”
319 “The Good Samaritan” – “You are so good-lookin’.”
503 “The Puffy Shirt” – “She’s one of those low talkers.”
603 “The Pledge Drive” – “You know, because he’s a high talker.”
519/520 “The Raincoats” – “He’s nice, bit of a close talker.”
512 “The Stall” – “I don’t have a square to spare.”
314 “The Pez Dispenser” – “I need hand! I have no hand!”
519/520 “The Raincoats” – “Newman!”
507 “The Barber” – “Newman!”
602 “The Big Salad” – “Newman!”
611 “The Label Maker” – “Hello, Newman.”
411 “The Contest” – “Master of my domain”/”King of the county”/”Lord of the manor”/”Queen of the castle”
522 “The Hamptons” – “You mean shrinkage?”
417 “The Shoes” – Russel Dalrymple with an upset stomach discussing the “Jerry” script with Jerry and George
313 “The Subway” – Kramer stumbling to get a seat on the subway
504 “The Sniffing Accountant” – Kramer smoking and drinking at the same time
409 “The Opera” – Kramer singing opera
515 “The Pie” – Olive scratching Kramer’s itch
405 “The Wallet” – Kramer screaming with his hair on fire
502 “The Glasses” – Kramer diving after Jerry’s plummeting air conditioner
513 “The Marine Biologist” – Kramer playing golf at the beach
411 “The Contest” – The instigation of the contest

Sensitivity

518 “The Fire” – George fleeing like a coward from the fire
407 “The Bubble Boy” – Jerry’s apathetic reaction to the plight of the bubble boy
309 “The Nose Job” – Kramer: “You’re as pretty as any of them; you just need a nose job.”
310 “The Alternate Side” – Elaine feeding her 60-year-old stroke-stricken boyfriend
202 “The Pony Remark” – Jerry’s pony remark
407 “The Bubble Boy” – George asking Susan for recompense for the tolls as the cabin burns down
521 “The Opposite” – Jake Jarmel learning that Elaine stopped off for Jujyfruits
202 “The Pony Remark” – Jerry: “Who figures an immigrant’s gonna have a pony?”
421 “The Junior Mint” – Kramer dropping the Junior Mint into the operating area
421 “The Junior Mint” – “It’s a Junior Mint!”
312 “The Suicide” – “Drake’s Coffee Cake?”
410 “The Virgin” – “Snapple?” “No thanks.”
314 “The Pez Dispenser” – “Pez?”
521 “The Opposite” – “Box of Jujyfruits?”
514 “The Dinner Party” – “Clark Bar.”
407 “The Bubble Boy” – “I love Yoo Hoo.”
602 “The Big Salad” – “Ooh, Chunkies.”
514 “The Dinner Party” – “Chocolate bobka.”
514 “The Dinner Party” – “It’s Gore-Tex.”
517 “The Wife” – “Cashmere?” “No, Gore-Tex.”
421 “The Junior Mint” – “Who’s gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint – it’s delicious!”
513 “The Marine Biologist” – George recounts the incredible story of how he rescued the beached whale
403/404 “The Pitch/The Ticket” – Jerry finally subscribes to the idea of a “show about nothing”
306 “The Parking Garage” – Kramer’s car refusing to start
206 “The Chinese Restaurant” – “Seinfeld, four!”